Jerry Holkins drops some hot bars on “D&D Live with Acquisitions Incorporated” at Pax East 2016.
An awesome close to an awesome show. Watch the whole stream on Twitch.
I don’t own the source video. Footage was taken from the Twitch VOD:
AcquisitionAcquis-itionBinwinMaking an incision with precisionChoice cuts,such that quality abutsFillet MinionAxe grip?Tight as a pinionAnd for women?Dwarven staminaplus a low center of gravita'is a win-win!Jim from New Hampgets 'em too dampHe ends friendsHe turns pals into pyreswith his unfriendly fireHeater than a feverHemorrhagicHark, it's tragicbut that's what you're gettin'when he's spittin' that dark, dark magicViariA player, like AtariShows that 'O' face,that Van Gogh facelike when a night gets starryIf that's your girl, I'm sorryand if that's your man,well, he don't give a damnhe came to partyOminifus DranHe of the limitless conill syllabus,sicker than the liquor I'm onI'm the ribald, fly, scald (skald?)with the vanity plate that says "TRY BALD"I give foes a trip to the maulI flatten 'em, I turn gold into platinumI'm reverent as a Latin hymnWith holy fire,I blacken 'em cripnothing left but a wispin a thick breezeI give the slipto a lord of the cryptlike Lich, pleaseI could regale with the taleof another great mission,but it's lateand we must vacatethis acquisition – Good night!
Love it, great edit.
Is there a link to just the poem without the music?
somebody lyric it !!
music isn't bad or anything, but the poem was better with none. thanks though.
OHHHHH SHIT JERRY SPITTIN THAT FIYAHHHH!
was this scripted or completely freestyle?
Is there a version of this without the background beat?
this link was a live feed where's the recorded feed?
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